For you, on your birthday

Today you are 40.

But to me, you are also so much more.

You're quite possibly the most covertly-funny man I've ever met. I already laugh a lot, but the amount was substantially boosted during every conversation with you. You're funny in a natural, rather than "Hey, let me tell you a joke!", kind of way. I wish you a lifetime of laughter.

You're as mentally-stimulating as one person can possibly be. You caused and even encouraged me to consider multiple points of view and deeply reflect on various aspects of life. But none of that beat the task of comparing and contrasting the Booty Warrior news clip to the corresponding Boondocks episode. I'm certainly a better person because of that. I wish you a lifetime of experiences and conversations that also stimulate your mind.

You're (in the words of Roald Dahl) scrumpdiddlyumptious! From the top of your bald head, to your sock-clad feet, and everything in between - my only reaction is "Yes, please." I try to keep this blog as PG-13 as possible, so let's just stop there. I wish you a lifetime as the recipient of second glances.

You're a model member of your fraternity. You also believe that we should work much harder than we play. You're active with the organization, but not to the point that it completely overtakes your life. You also are the type of member that supports neighboring chapters, even if they are not directly related to your own. I wish you a lifetime of reflections on and appreciations of the events at Thirkield Hall 100 years ago.

You're one of the smartest men I know. Two Masters degrees alone doesn't make you so, even if one is from NATS. The way you consistently apply that gained knowledge to the world around you is certainly a treat to witness. I wish you a lifetime of getting the answer to Final Jeopardy correct.

You're also dependable, driven, and kind. But I'll bring this to a close. Heck, there's a good chance your (beautiful) eyes may never even read these words. Besides, this is not anything you don't already know.

Happy Birthday...and many more.